Saturday, September 8, 2012

Dweeb Free Zone

Enough is enough!!! This is MY blog - the BIG DOG, the one the only original Cowspotdog - the Dad's Boy- Dog, The Oldest Dog, The MOST Handsome Dog, The Smartest Dog, the one the Mom adores and the one who started this BLOG.

I hereby declare this a DWEEB FREE ZONE!

Who do those dweebs think they are coming on MY blog and asking if they are cute or wanting sympathy for an ouchie leg?

Do I come on here bragging how I am the protector of the house and MY family, how I am Mom's special boy who lets her know when the phone is ringing or someone is at the door or when Dad comes home. Do I rave about how I patrol the fence to keep unwanted types out - how I make sure the tornado's sirens are on the right key every Thursday by singing along with them, how I make sure Mom gets plenty of exercise by taking her walkies to MY park - how I protect MY park from the invasion of the evil C.A.T.S. Do I rant about how I keep Mom amused by letting her think she is teaching me all these cute tricks or that I am the official taste tester for all the weird and wacky dog cookie recipes she tries.

NOOOOOOOO I am an extremely modest and dignified dog who also happens to be handsome, intelligent and well educated. So when I put my paw down you KNOW I mean business and the ground shakes with the thud! I AM PUTTING MY PAW DOWN!

THIS IS NOW A DWEEB FREE ZONE - at least until tomorrow !

16 comments:

  1. And you do a really really good job at all those things!!

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  2. Sometimes, a dog has to take a stand.

    Good job reclaiming what is rightly yours.

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  3. Good job most defintley a no bragging post, Heeheehee.

    Your Furends
    Susie & Bites

    Pees; we keep the sirens fixed on Saturday, Bites wails and I sign SOOOO lady like.

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  4. Every doggies got to know their place.

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  5. High paw to that!! Good luck

    Loveys Sasha

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  6. Such a handsome boy.... LoL. Do they not give you enough credit for YOUR blog?

    Huggies and Cheese,
    Haopee

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  7. Of course you are the ONE and the ONLY ONE, the TOP DOG in the house.

    Glad you put your paw down! Good luck, man!

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  8. Well said, Reilly!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  9. oh,reilly
    dont be afraid!Everyone knows you are the king of your castle.but sometimes the dweebs need a little love too!
    so,please be generous and go on sharing your lovely blog from time to time!
    you are ALL adorable!
    sending you earscratchies and bellyrubs
    anni,the foxbrothermomma

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  10. You are looking very serious in your photo Reilly! I think those dweebs better watch out!

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  11. Handsome and modest! You tell them Reilly!

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  12. Hi Reilly, okay dude, you're the doggie.

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  13. Hey Reilly. Katie is swooning. You make her little heart go pitter patter. You're so handsome she can hardly stand it.

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  14. It is good to know you protect the fence. That is an extremly important job. They don't call me, the Secretary of Da Fence for nothing.

    Essex

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  15. Wow, you are a cookie taste-tester! That sounds like a pawsome job!

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  16. Bit like me putting my paw down with KC mate!Deccy x

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