Enough is enough!!! This is MY blog - the BIG DOG, the one the only original Cowspotdog - the Dad's Boy- Dog, The Oldest Dog, The MOST Handsome Dog, The Smartest Dog, the one the Mom adores and the one who started this BLOG.
I hereby declare this a DWEEB FREE ZONE!
Who do those dweebs think they are coming on MY blog and asking if they are cute or wanting sympathy for an ouchie leg?
Do I come on here bragging how I am the protector of the house and MY family, how I am Mom's special boy who lets her know when the phone is ringing or someone is at the door or when Dad comes home. Do I rave about how I patrol the fence to keep unwanted types out - how I make sure the tornado's sirens are on the right key every Thursday by singing along with them, how I make sure Mom gets plenty of exercise by taking her walkies to MY park - how I protect MY park from the invasion of the evil C.A.T.S. Do I rant about how I keep Mom amused by letting her think she is teaching me all these cute tricks or that I am the official taste tester for all the weird and wacky dog cookie recipes she tries.
NOOOOOOOO I am an extremely modest and dignified dog who also happens to be handsome, intelligent and well educated. So when I put my paw down you KNOW I mean business and the ground shakes with the thud! I AM PUTTING MY PAW DOWN!
THIS IS NOW A DWEEB FREE ZONE - at least until tomorrow !