Saturday, February 1, 2014

Three word phrases we hate!

The Dweeb and I were having a discussion - well actually I was doing all the talking (being the intellectual old soul I am) and he was just nodding like the bobble head he is - about the long list of "three word phrases" we hate hearing and the litany of excuses that always seem to follow them. I could do pages and pages of them and I am sure you can add MANY  MANY more to them but here are our least favorites. (Note : Mr Bobble Head Dweeb over there nodding is agreement"

"it's to cold" - to go for a walk
"it's to hot" - to go for a walk
"it's raining now " -  can't go for a walk
"it's so windy" - can't go for a walk
"bath time boys" - you've got to be kidding right - sheer torture
"time for brushing"  - great - even more torture
"no more treats" - but I'm starving and giving you my best sad pleading look
"you've had dinner" - but I'm STILL starving and giving you my best sad pleading look
"who did that" - well obviously the Dweeb!
"come here Reilly" - dawg ! not another photo
"go away Reilly" - but your dinner smells so good and at least I only drool on your foot!
"go away Denny" - at 2.00 am when he wants a cuddle - although she always gives him a rub on the head anyway!
"car ride boys" - conned again - the VET is not where we wanted to go!
"be quiet boys" - but we have to tell you the UPS guy is here even after you open the door and can see it for yourself.
"leave that alone" - hey anything that falls on the floor is ours - that is the RULE

24 comments:

  1. Golden LAUGHS! Sugar can relate to those phases except for the "go away" word. I don't think she has any knowledge of that phrase :-) Happy Weekend. Golden Woofs

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  2. You called Denny a Bobble Head !!

    OH YESSSSSSsssss the list of Nasty Three word Phrases... You have them ALL listed.

    They should be BANNED, if you ask US. Totally uncalled fur.

    This is how WE are all treated and yet we do SO many NICE thingys fur our Peeps.

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  3. Totally agree. I might add "No Bertie NO!"
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  4. Excuses, excuses, they are full of them!
    Dip and Elliot

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  5. Haha - we've got a bunch of those too!

    Monty and Harlow

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  6. That is quite the list! I never thought about them all having three words. You are very wise Reilly.

    But I know you like hearing the best three words out there ....I love you :)

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  7. We so know most of those and we feel your pain dudes. The worst is when she says to me that it ain't cool to drool. I ask you???
    Sorry about the weird pix today, I checked in Internet Explorer, Google Chrome and Safari and it was all fine. How weird???Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  8. Just substitute our names and it's the same.

    We hate that 'time' word...what's that? No time now, Time to go home, time for a bath....yucky 4-letter word.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  9. Well of COURSE that rule about the floor is absolutely true for all shelties! Katie hates that list too, but since she's sleeping I'm not going to wake her up right now to read it to you. She'd probably just nod anyway.

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  10. Oh that was great! I am sure that Dakota agrees with you on most of them!

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  11. WOW, Mom has quite the list there, does she carry around a book so she can remember them all!

    The Mad Scots

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  12. I think we add "Benji stop scratching" and "lassie stop barking" to the list.

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  13. BOL!!! Loves it guys!!!! I thinks that is one pawsome list...all of which I understand COMPLETELY!!!
    Well, except for the cuddle one...I don't cuddle..butts I do like to wrastle at 3am ~ does that count??!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  14. haha....We understand.
    We hear "We are TOO busy to go for a walk" and "You just had dinner, no more food" ...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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  15. The guys are Soooo with you on that one. Today they heard "Day Spa Day!" poor things.

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  16. Howdy Mates, we agree, we hate them all, especially the "you've had dinner". Rory also gets, "Rory's farted again" and then everybuddy leaves the room!! hehehe. HOpe your weekend is a good one. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
    P.S. Did you gets mum's email re Andrea's address?

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  17. We hear a lot of those 3 word phrases too, Reilly and Denny. Bunch of baloney, we think!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  18. Goodness I think I hear only one or two of those so I feel bad for you guys! Love Dolly

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  19. Bawahhahhahwa that's what I always hear. Spa is big on the menu at the moment as it is so muddy here.Hope you had a super weekend xxoxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

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  20. hahaha I know this 3-word-torture. The best is always "who did that" that's more a rhetorical question I think... what shall we answer?

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  21. Oh, I know those phrases ;-) My peep downloaded the talking pet app yesterday. She was bored during the game and made a bunch of documentaries. Everyone was laughing so hard they had tears going down their faces. Thanks for posting it!
    oxox
    Daisy

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  22. We think our mom got the same book of 3 word phrases when she got us!
    Wally & Sammy

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Thank you for woofing at us - we read each and every one of them