The Dweeb and I were having a discussion - well actually I was doing all the talking (being the intellectual old soul I am) and he was just nodding like the bobble head he is - about the long list of "three word phrases" we hate hearing and the litany of excuses that always seem to follow them. I could do pages and pages of them and I am sure you can add MANY MANY more to them but here are our least favorites. (Note : Mr Bobble Head Dweeb over there nodding is agreement"
"it's to cold" - to go for a walk
"it's to hot" - to go for a walk
"it's raining now " - can't go for a walk
"it's so windy" - can't go for a walk
"bath time boys" - you've got to be kidding right - sheer torture
"time for brushing" - great - even more torture
"no more treats" - but I'm starving and giving you my best sad pleading look
"you've had dinner" - but I'm STILL starving and giving you my best sad pleading look
"who did that" - well obviously the Dweeb!
"come here Reilly" - dawg ! not another photo
"go away Reilly" - but your dinner smells so good and at least I only drool on your foot!
"go away Denny" - at 2.00 am when he wants a cuddle - although she always gives him a rub on the head anyway!
"car ride boys" - conned again - the VET is not where we wanted to go!
"be quiet boys" - but we have to tell you the UPS guy is here even after you open the door and can see it for yourself.
"leave that alone" - hey anything that falls on the floor is ours - that is the RULE