We are TIRED of doing NOTHING

I know the Mom has been trying to keep us busy with all her WEIRD eeeerrrmmm interesting stuff - but what we wouldn't give for a nice LONG walk at MY park. I mean to say - last time we were there - there was an evil C.A.T lurking around - how do we know the place hasn't been over-run with them by now?

Sigh - It has been six weeks now since the temperature dropped below 95 and even at dawn it is still so hot and humid. We are averaging 70 % humidity everyday too which just makes it feel soooo much hotter.

Mom - bless her heart - gets up early every morning and takes us for walkies around the block so we do get some sniffings in, checking and leaving some pee mail - but by time we get home our tongues are almost dragging on the ground and we can only muster enough energy to flop in front of the air conditioner for the next few hours.

So our days are spent doing a lot of this - sleeping in the sun room, sleeping in the lounge, sleeping in the kitchen, sleeping in the front room - well you get the picture.

Usually in the afternoon Mom FORCES encourages us into a game of 'skitchum' around the house and makes us practice tricks and such. WELL actually I do ALL the tricks - the fluffy dweeb is starting to learn now thanks to his puppy anxiety meds but the dorky dweeb - well dorky by name and dorky by nature. In a whole year and half - he has learned the sum total of ONE trick and that is to sit. Personally I think he just gets tired of waiting for his treat and flops his butt down out of boredom - GAWOOF GAWOOF - of coarse half the time it is hard to tell if he is sitting or standing cause his legs are so short!!!!

Okay - I have exhausted my paws now - I am off for a bit more snoozing and dreaming of those cold Nebraska winters and SNOW!