Monday, January 21, 2013

Musing on Monday #5

D.I.E.T.S - Dogs Inadvertently Eating Tasty Snacks

The Mom in all her craziness wisdom decided that we furbies needed to loose some weight and she put us on a strict diet. Now since this happened - and it is PURELY coincidental - DIET monsters have also moved into our house.

It began when our WHOLE box of bedtime cookies disappeared while Mom and Dad were in San Antonio. Gone - the box and cookies just seemed to have disappeared into thin air. Then last week - a half a packet of buttery crackers went missing off the Dad's coffee table.  Saturday night - half a container of Pringles went missing off the same coffee table - although the monsters are getting clever for this time they left incriminating evidence to try and frame US! - the chomped up container - minus the contents was found out in somedogs favorite corner of the garden.

Now we know you are thinking - that one of us dogs is to blame but may I point out that since December 25 which is when mom forced encouraged us to go on this diet (great Christmas present MOM!) - I have lost 2.5 pounds and Dweeb Denny has lost 2 pounds. The proof speaks for itself don't you think - if we were to blame for these foodibles going missing how could we possibly loose weight at the same time? It's a dilemma I think but you know what fellow furbies - I would highly recommend this "D.I.E.T.S"  thing cause it seems to be working for us!

17 comments:

  1. What a fantastic diet. I've been on one for as long as I remember which is why I'm always hunting for food for myself. It is now almost 2am and I've chucked out almost everything I ate today. 4 times. I'm feeling very slim now.

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  2. Gee, a mystery. I know aliens play a lot of pranks at Lassie & Benji's house....maybe they are the culprit?

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  3. We think you were framed by squirrles. They are always doing nutty things like that.

    Essex & Sherman

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  4. Congrats on losing the weight so far

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  5. Yep it is a mystery. We know you are innocent. AsI always say, blame the cat, any cat will do. Have a marvelous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. Diets, for me it is gain weight in the winter walk it off in the warm months. That is my style.
    Thanks for stopping by my blog
    Sweet William The Scot

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  7. Who could have eaten all those snacks? Love your new blog header.

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  8. That is a mystery. You could make quiet a few green papers selling this remarkable diet plan.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  9. So if my assistant starts eating lots of Pringles, she will lose some weight????

    Your pal, Pip

    p.s.: nice work on the weight loss!

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  10. We seem to have a case of Diet monsters here aswell! But who cares when you can loose all that weight! Happy dieting!
    Pip :)

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  11. Congrats on your weight loss! Monsters are the only explanation I can think of for what happened to all those people foods.

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  12. Hmmmmmmmm. We think Somedoggy has been visiting...maybe Jacky! We're not going to show HER anything about DIETS!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  13. You need to keep that diet thingy underwraps, we kinda like the eating your way to better health, it seems to be working for you two.

    Your Pals
    Susie & Bites

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  14. we don't need any diets over here. Cause we have big muscles not fats
    Snorts,
    Benny & Lily

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  15. Woof! Woof! GREAT and love the D.I.E.T.S Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  16. Great job on the weight loss!

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