Dad left a little packet of yummy cheesy Doritos for Mom encase she got peckish but we convinced her that we needed to do a taste test on them for her - as you never know what terrible "lergies" (dog speak for bacteria) could be hiding on them.
My dogness here we are are offering our lives to save the Mom - it's a tough job!!!!
Needless to say some of us (well one of us) is not so stupid as to offer our lives up just willy nilly so we let Dweeb #1 go first :) :)
Being the Dweeb that he is he wasn't even concerned about the threat that hung over his head by consuming a POSSIBLY deadly infected Dorito. Nooooooo his whole focus was on the yummy cheesiness of the the morsel. Can you believe he even convinced Mom that he had to have a couple of the morsels just to make sure they were okay.
We convinced Mom that we had to keep trying the cheesy morsels.....I am sure you ALL know how these things happen - it is ALWAYS the last Dorito that could be the bad one. I am pleased to report that through our diligent efforts we can say the entire bag was PERFECTLY safe. Dog oh dog we were brave - right down to the very last one!!!!
Mom had a kind of sad expression on her face when she looked into the empty bag - we thought at first she was sad that she hadn't got to have one - but then we realized she was just humbled by our complete devotion to keeping her safe and sad that she didn't have any more to give us.
I wonder if we should point out that there are more little packets of Doritos in the cupboard?
Your bravery is unmatched. Better to keep the mom safe from the icky bactria buggies than to have concern for your own safety. Way to go.
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Goose
Quick, run to that cupboard - must do more taste testing. Hope Mom is doing better.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Man, you guys are just on top of taking care of Mom, such sacrifice, placing yours lives on the line. That should get a big reward (TREATS).
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Susie & Bites
You boys are so very brave! Yes I think you should test the next bag too. You never know!
ReplyDeleteWow - your devotion is amazing! I hope she appreciates all you do for her.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your suggestion as to what to do with the box from you know who... I thought it was excellent advice, but my asst. is still laughing. I tried to explain that this is hardly a laughing matter. Hopefully she'll go buy some cement mix and get busy soon... before it's too late.
How wonderful of you three to test those doritos first to make sure they didn't have any bacteria that would harm your Momma. Such brave souls!
ReplyDeleteWe are always ready to sacrifice ourselves for our peeps. Well done, guys!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Hope your mum feels better soon. And your dad leaves another packet of Doritos.
We like doritos too. If you need any help let us know.
ReplyDeleteEssex & Sherman
You are good, good dogs.
ReplyDeleteBless you for sacrificing your lives for your sweet mom! You're such good boys!
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Mitch and Molly
She needs to teach you how to retrieve them. :D
ReplyDeleteSam
Hope you are feeling better. Hope you don't have to take those pills for a long time. With the cost of those pills you will not be having treats. Take care of your Mom.
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Sweet William The Scot
Yes, everything must be tested before it goes into your mom's mouth!
ReplyDeleteYou're so brave and loyal! Good boy!
You're doing a great job, make sure it's all suitable for her to eat.
ReplyDeleteGood job you guys sacrificing yourselves for the good of your mom!
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