Ode to a hair ball I barfed up one day
Lick lick lickitty lick
Licking me furs till its super slick
Snort snort snuffle and snort
Hoping again I don't gets caught
Hack hack cough cough hack
Hair ball loaded and ready to attack
Heave heave barf barf heave
Hairball ready and about to leave
Find newly cleaned carpet... ready set go
Hairball goes flying... its quite a show
Dog vomit smell wafts through the air
The mom runs in.... all in despair
Ohhhhh poor baby..... upset tummy?
Charcoal cookie..... yeah it's that darn yummy
Attack of the hair ball dumped at her feet
Works every time.... now give me my treat!
That is a great poem! It reminded us more of our cats!
ReplyDeleteLee and Phod
LOL. You are very clever Reilly.
ReplyDeleteNice poem sounds like Addi BOL
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Jazzi
BOL and ROTFL. Bad one Reilly! You could win!
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Ranger
BOL!!! That has to be one of the more disgusting poems entered...and I LOVE it!!! Thanks for entering the contest.
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Oz
THAT is a FANGtastic Poem!!! We love it ♥ We LOVE it ♥♥
ReplyDeleteAUTHOR AUTHOR !!!! BRAVO
What a great poem - I bow my head! You are brilliant poets! Have a fabulous saturday.
ReplyDeleteHehe that was horrible! And hilarious at the same time! It's great!
ReplyDeleteDaisy and Cress the Guinea Sisters xox
Bravo......hooray ....epic ode to the barff. Nice one. Cheers. Have a super Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Muahahaha!!! OMD, this is the bestest bad poetry ever!! :-D Hilarious! Good job Reilly and I love the context!
ReplyDeleteDat waz too good, I mean bad..Bawahhwhaww loved it :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Pawsome poem...and pawsome technique to get a treat!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
That's brilliant, Reilly! We just had pizza so your poem make even more of an impact!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Terrible, pawesomely terrible! Wooooowoooooooo, Ku www.haikubyku.com
ReplyDeletep.s. this is my kitty sistah's Blogger account
I am so impressed!!
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Great job! Love it!
ReplyDeleteVery nice!!
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Benny & Lily
BOL!! Floyd's always coughing up hairballs!
ReplyDeleteEasily the best poem on the subject of hairballs I've ever read. I was waiting for the human to step in the dog vomit to cap the whole thing off...that's usually what happens round our dwelling :D
ReplyDeleteU should have included a verse on hacking up in the middle of the night so the humans step in it in the dark hallway. Of course we arent speaking of us dogs hacking up in the middle of our hallway- right.
ReplyDeleteO...M...D!! We just LOVE this poem! It just speaks to us, especially the part about barfing. Oh man, this could NEVER be considered bad poetry.
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ReplyDeleteMason
Bree love that poem. It is the best we have read so far. I wanted to tell you, you said you would vote over at Lily Pad Quilting http://lilypadquilting.blogspot.comfor my quilt #55 and I saw that you have not done so. There are prizes for commenters! You could win something.
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot
Teehee! You made me giggle. :)
ReplyDeleteWoofs & huggies, <3
~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)