We have had such a busy morning - I have booked the amphitheater at MY park and I will be doing a recital of my world famous poem "Ode to a hairball I barfed up one day" Tickets will be on sale at the front gate - a variety of dog treats will be available from various vendors and this is a "leash free" event. We are expecting a huge crowd so book early! Oh the doggie dock diving will be open or you can just paddle if you prefer.It was pawsomely quite this morning too - no runners or shrunken humans ...so we did a bit park checking. I have to inspect MY park on a regular basis to make sure MY staff are keeping everything in order. First we went to check out Fort Cowspotdog. It has been a while since we have been there and I am happy to say it appears to survived the abuse inflicted on it all summer from them shrunken humans types. We also went to check out the Shrunken Human Playground Prison - this is where they lock in the worse offenders - it must be brutal in there as the yelling and squealing we hear sets our hackles on end! Thankfully they have moved into that other Shrunken Human Prison called School now and we don't have to hear them being tortured anymore.
Looking forward to your recital!
ReplyDeleteYour park looks great, under your strict management.
Whooa! Pawtographs please! That is a playground jail
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Thank dog your staff follows your commands and keeps your park looking beautiful despite the evil shrunken humans and such.
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Oz
You keep your park in good shape. We so would like to see your recital. Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
OMD OMD there will be a HOOOOOGE crowd fur your recital... can we buy tickets in advance?
ReplyDeleteWill there be PeeShirts and Collars and other souvenirs for sale???
Where can we buy the tickets? I would like to sit in the first row. And I will give you apaws the whole time!
ReplyDeleteOh I definitely think that your concert will be sold out in no time at all Reilly! :-D Ick...I don't like shrunken humans and their weird noises, I'm glad that the prison has been moved for you all!
ReplyDeleteWow you have your own amphitheater in the park! Pawsome!
ReplyDeleteWe'll have to be sure to get there early for the 'Ode to the Hairball...'. We want to be in the Mosh pit!
ReplyDeleteWe love it when the little bipeds are in school. We can have our mid-day walks.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Two tickets to your show please . . . . also where did you find such good staff to keep everything in order, we could use some new support. Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteNow the playground is all yours! :)
ReplyDeleteYou has such a busy job, monitoring all your staff and such like Reilly. Good job!
ReplyDeleteOurs don't go back to school for the rest of the week!
Soon i get my beach back!
~lickies, Ludo
LOL, you're funny!!!
ReplyDeleteWe can't wait to hear you sing and read the lyrics to your Ode to a hairball.
ReplyDeleteEssex & Sherman
I want tickets and a front row seat wiff a BIG bag of treats..WooHOOOO what fun :) xx0xxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
I so understand how great it is to have our parks back! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteFirst we thought we had read shrunken heads then we realized it said shrunken humans...lolol..
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Fort Cowspot is pawsome, how do I get a fort like that?
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