Can you believe Mom says I am being MELODRAMATIC !
Doesn't she understand how important my bark ranger duties are? I am sorry Mom - but driving around the park with the windows down just doesn't cut it - how can I see if the Kitty Cartel are up to no good, what if my sand is disappearing again, what if there have been strange critters on MY beach and it's the start of turtle breeding season and I have to make sure they are safe when they come up on MY beach.
I even tried the "Oh my poor foot" move - trying to convince Mom the grass was too scratchy on my poor injured paw (see me holding it up) and that it would be much better for me to walk on the sand. Alas - all I keep hearing in "No Reilly - it's for your own good" - sigh !