Thursday, November 21, 2013

False confessions day

Okay, so today is Ranger's false confession day.

1. One day when mom and dad were out for a few hours a marauding pack of starving doggies entered our house. We put up one all mighty fight to protect MY homestead...... there was paper and tissue and shredded stuffiness all over the place. But one marauder must of sneaked off by itself and found our box of bedtime cookies, knocked them over off the dresser and ate the WHOLE lot - a whole pound of MY cookies !!!!!!!!!!!

2. One day we looked out our front door and saw the biggest ever hopping tree rat......dog oh dog, this thing stood like three foot tall. We both growled and barked at it but it just stood there looking at us until Mom closed the door. She said it was nothing to worry about - it was just a kangaroo !!!!

So which one do you think is the false confession?

25 comments:

  1. Hmmmm...I would have to go with Number 1 because marauders eating cookies doesn't sound so unrealistic.
    *high paws*
    Oz

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  2. we are gonna go with #2, cuz we don't know how starving dogs would get into the house.

    wags
    Jazzi and Addi

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  3. This is a hard one. I'm thinking #1 is false. The only reason we think it's false is -- I think you guys would have eaten the whole box of cookies if they were left unattended. I don't think you would have just left them there on the dresser for some other doggie to find.

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  4. We think two is false because we've had intruders like your first story, who've made messes here and eaten OUR stuff and SHE wouldn't believe us!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  5. Wow a giant Roo but we will go with numero uno. We can well believe the cookies were stolen by some other doggy,
    Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. WE think that #1 is mostly true except the strange maurading dogs (we know who ate those cookies!)
    so we will vote that #2 is true.
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  7. I have to say #2 is false. Because I do not see the Dweeb staying around to bark at 3 foot tree rat. Dweeb would be out of there.
    Bentley

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  8. Oh we often have thieving intruders that sneaks into our home and eats our treats all up while our mom is at work, so we think no. 1 is true.
    stella rose

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  9. number 2

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

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  10. Oh, I'm definitely going with #1! I think that's horrible starving dogs ate all your treats. =(
    oxox
    Daisy

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  11. Hmmmmm..... that's a tough one. I'm going with 2 though.

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  12. WE think that #1 is TOTALLY true... we have had that happen HERE too. AND don't understand why we got Blamed fur all of it.

    Ernie wants to see a Kangaroo... he says that he will go to Roxy's house and they will sneak off and look at the Kangas together.

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  13. We think #2 is false because kangaroos don't roam freely in our country.

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  14. I think # 2 is false I never seen a
    kangaroo in my neighborhood running around free. I think they all are at the zoo.

    xo Cinnamon

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  15. Hmmmm, a very tough one to call. We were going to say #2 is false, but Mom said she heard a story on the news the other day about a kangaroo hopping around. We didn't know we had them here in the U. S., but who knows? Are you sure that maybe they aren't both false???

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  16. #2 is the scariest, so I hope that isn't true.

    Kisses,
    Dexter

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  17. I kind of hope the second one is true cause I hate to think of you guys have those marauding doggies in your house. I have never seen a kangaroo. Do you think they are tasty in stew??


    Loveys Sasha

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  18. Definitely #1. Those other dogs always cause a ruckus
    Lily

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  19. Definitely number 1, because since your mum is from down under, the roos probably visit you daily.

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  20. Wells, if the 'pack of marauding doggies' refers to 'two Cowspotdogs' then I thinks one is true!
    And since there are no kangaroos in the good ole' US of A, I'm gonna have to say that two is false...
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  21. I think #1 is true, but #2 sounds so cool, imagine the biggest tree rat ever... but, no, your mom wouldn't close the door when you had the chance to get the biggest tree rat ever, so I think #1 is the true story.

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  22. I think number 2 is false because number 1 is such a fantastic story!

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  23. Uhmmm no. 2 I guess unless you lived in Austraila which I don't know. But no. 1 sounds like you guys trying to blame your own naughtiness on something else. Love Dolly

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