Okay, so today is Ranger's false confession day.
1. One day when mom and dad were out for a few hours a marauding pack of starving doggies entered our house. We put up one all mighty fight to protect MY homestead...... there was paper and tissue and shredded stuffiness all over the place. But one marauder must of sneaked off by itself and found our box of bedtime cookies, knocked them over off the dresser and ate the WHOLE lot - a whole pound of MY cookies !!!!!!!!!!!
2. One day we looked out our front door and saw the biggest ever hopping tree rat......dog oh dog, this thing stood like three foot tall. We both growled and barked at it but it just stood there looking at us until Mom closed the door. She said it was nothing to worry about - it was just a kangaroo !!!!
So which one do you think is the false confession?