Saturday, August 17, 2013

Ku & Oz Bad Poetry Day

We are joining in Ku and Oz's Bad Poetry Day.  I wrote this one all by myself - it comes from being a highly intellectual PhD. (Perfectly  Hairy  Dog)


Ode to a hair ball I barfed up one day

Lick lick lickitty lick
Licking me furs till its super slick
Snort snort snuffle and snort
Hoping again I don't gets caught
Hack hack cough cough hack
Hair ball loaded and ready to attack
Heave heave barf barf  heave
Hairball ready and about to leave
Find newly cleaned carpet... ready set go
Hairball goes flying... its quite a show
Dog vomit smell wafts through the air
The mom runs in.... all in despair
Ohhhhh poor baby..... upset tummy?
Charcoal cookie..... yeah it's that darn yummy
Attack of the hair ball dumped at her feet
Works every time.... now give me my treat!

24 comments:

  1. That is a great poem! It reminded us more of our cats!
    Lee and Phod

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  2. LOL. You are very clever Reilly.

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  3. Nice poem sounds like Addi BOL

    wags
    Jazzi

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  4. BOL and ROTFL. Bad one Reilly! You could win!
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  5. BOL!!! That has to be one of the more disgusting poems entered...and I LOVE it!!! Thanks for entering the contest.
    *high paw*
    Oz

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  6. THAT is a FANGtastic Poem!!! We love it ♥ We LOVE it ♥♥
    AUTHOR AUTHOR !!!! BRAVO

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  7. What a great poem - I bow my head! You are brilliant poets! Have a fabulous saturday.

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  8. Hehe that was horrible! And hilarious at the same time! It's great!
    Daisy and Cress the Guinea Sisters xox

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  9. Bravo......hooray ....epic ode to the barff. Nice one. Cheers. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  10. Muahahaha!!! OMD, this is the bestest bad poetry ever!! :-D Hilarious! Good job Reilly and I love the context!

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  11. Dat waz too good, I mean bad..Bawahhwhaww loved it :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  12. Pawsome poem...and pawsome technique to get a treat!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  13. That's brilliant, Reilly! We just had pizza so your poem make even more of an impact!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  14. Terrible, pawesomely terrible! Wooooowoooooooo, Ku www.haikubyku.com
    p.s. this is my kitty sistah's Blogger account

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  15. BOL!! Floyd's always coughing up hairballs!

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  16. Easily the best poem on the subject of hairballs I've ever read. I was waiting for the human to step in the dog vomit to cap the whole thing off...that's usually what happens round our dwelling :D

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  17. U should have included a verse on hacking up in the middle of the night so the humans step in it in the dark hallway. Of course we arent speaking of us dogs hacking up in the middle of our hallway- right.

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  18. O...M...D!! We just LOVE this poem! It just speaks to us, especially the part about barfing. Oh man, this could NEVER be considered bad poetry.

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  19. Bree love that poem. It is the best we have read so far. I wanted to tell you, you said you would vote over at Lily Pad Quilting http://lilypadquilting.blogspot.comfor my quilt #55 and I saw that you have not done so. There are prizes for commenters! You could win something.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  20. Teehee! You made me giggle. :)

    Woofs & huggies, <3

    ~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

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Thank you for woofing at us - we read each and every one of them