We have had such a busy morning - I have booked the amphitheater at MY park and I will be doing a recital of my world famous poem "Ode to a hairball I barfed up one day" Tickets will be on sale at the front gate - a variety of dog treats will be available from various vendors and this is a "leash free" event. We are expecting a huge crowd so book early! Oh the doggie dock diving will be open or you can just paddle if you prefer.
It was pawsomely quite this morning too - no runners or shrunken humans ...so we did a bit park checking. I have to inspect MY park on a regular basis to make sure MY staff are keeping everything in order. First we went to check out Fort Cowspotdog. It has been a while since we have been there and I am happy to say it appears to survived the abuse inflicted on it all summer from them shrunken humans types. We also went to check out the Shrunken Human Playground Prison - this is where they lock in the worse offenders - it must be brutal in there as the yelling and squealing we hear sets our hackles on end! Thankfully they have moved into that other Shrunken Human Prison called School now and we don't have to hear them being tortured anymore.