So there I was enjoying a little morning sun
when Mom comes outside and tells me Dad bought us a new tree. I am thinking "great - we need some more shade in MY yard". Then she comes back with the tree - "WTD - you have got to kidding right Mom - no way is that going to give us any shade!" Then she tells me it is 4 years old - (that is older then the Dweeb!!!) She said it is a Chinese Elm and that is won't grow any bigger than it is because it's a Bonsai. Bonsai Smonsai I am thinking - I just gave her "the look' and said "Mom - you need to feed this thing mega doses of fertilizer or something because it isn't even going to shade my nose"