Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Not Cute At All !

I am hearing the word "cute" a little to often in reference to "IT" and I can assure you "IT" is not cute at all and I can prove it!

1. "IT" likes to eat it's own poop and then throw it up all over the carpet. Trust me - Mom does not think this is cute!

2. "IT" finds things!!! I mean things that he is not allowed to have, like pens, shoes, socks and basically anything he can reach even it means climbing up on the sofa and across the arms to the side table. His latest was some letters Dad had left there and NO - Dad did not think he was cute either.

3. "IT" torments me, constantly putting toys in my face, jumping on me, pulling my tail, wanting to play ALL the time and "IT" is CONSTANTLY happy. NO - I do not find "IT" cute either.

4. Other traits of UNCUTENESS "IT" has include wanting to go in an out at least 6 times per hour - talk about a small bladder! Wanting cuddles at least 6 times an hour and whining if "IT" doesn't get them. When ever things go "quiet" you know "IT" is up to no good and you can be sure to something torn up - the latest is two rugs that "IT" has been having fun "quietly" unraveling.

Are we getting the picture yet - "IT" is not CUTE. "IT" is a terror in a sausage dog skin !


  1. But the Momster says all she has to do is look at that face and she sees cuteness overload:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  2. Boy, "IT" sounds like an exhausting little troublemaker (who happens to be cute)!

  3. Eating poop and throwing it up? IT doesn't sound very smart - can you teach IT some lessons Reilly? You are such a good boy and can set a good example! :)

  4. IT does sound like a lot of work to be around. I agree with Ricky, maybe you could show him how to be a good boy. IT may be cute but you are way cuter!!! :)

  5. It needs to be taught better rules and manners from you, Reilly - then he can be cuter than he is right now!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

  6. I agree with Ricky...you need to step in and let "IT" know the rules of the house..and that you won't tolerate "IT" getting in trouble all day anymore. Poor little "IT" probably just needs your leadership skills!

  7. I'm so sorry that 'IT' is a pain at home but please give him a chance, he is still a puppy and he has a lot to learn. Please teach him and I'm sure he will become a good boy before you know it.

  8. Uhh oh ~ "It" looks cute but we get the picture...Sounds like a little brother that is just looking for trouble! You are a beautiful cowspotdog, so cute really shouldn't intimidate you. He'll grow out of all those annoying habits(we hope!!) and you'll be best buds.
    Smooches from pooches,
    BabyRD and Hootie

  9. OMG how do you put up with IT??

    But, I have to say, IT is kinda cute.... ;)

  10. The humans are so simple minded. I see you know the true nature of IT. Not cute at all. Total pain in the butt. Sadly, I feel the humans have been deceived and regard IT as totally adorable.



Thank you for woofing at us - we read each and every one of them