Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Dweeb Report - Keeping Mom Amused
Dad left a little packet of yummy cheesy Doritos for Mom encase she got peckish but we convinced her that we needed to do a taste test on them for her - as you never know what terrible "lergies" (dog speak for bacteria) could be hiding on them.
My dogness here we are are offering our lives to save the Mom - it's a tough job!!!!
Needless to say some of us (well one of us) is not so stupid as to offer our lives up just willy nilly so we let Dweeb #1 go first :) :)
Being the Dweeb that he is he wasn't even concerned about the threat that hung over his head by consuming a POSSIBLY deadly infected Dorito. Nooooooo his whole focus was on the yummy cheesiness of the the morsel. Can you believe he even convinced Mom that he had to have a couple of the morsels just to make sure they were okay.
We convinced Mom that we had to keep trying the cheesy morsels.....I am sure you ALL know how these things happen - it is ALWAYS the last Dorito that could be the bad one. I am pleased to report that through our diligent efforts we can say the entire bag was PERFECTLY safe. Dog oh dog we were brave - right down to the very last one!!!!
Mom had a kind of sad expression on her face when she looked into the empty bag - we thought at first she was sad that she hadn't got to have one - but then we realized she was just humbled by our complete devotion to keeping her safe and sad that she didn't have any more to give us.
I wonder if we should point out that there are more little packets of Doritos in the cupboard?
Posted by Cowspotdog at 10:50 AM