Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Coversation with Reilly

Reilly  : Mom - now I am an official Bark Ranger I need to go to one of my parks EVERY day
              I have to check on them and make sure MY staff are keeping them looking good.
Mom   : Bubbee - we can't go EVERY day.
Reilly  : WHY NOT?
Mom   : Well some days it will be too hot
Reilly  : Well that is why we have the early bird pass so we can go when it's cool
Mom   : Well some times I will have other things to do
Reilly  : Like what Mom?
Mom   : Well you know, cleaning, shopping, washing and so on
Reilly  : You are kidding me right - NO WAY are those important things - My job
              is IMPORTANT the parks need MY protection!
Mom   : But if I don't go shopping you wont have any food
Reilly  : Hmmmm think for a few moments - OKAY you can do cleaning and shopping on the days it 
              rains  - but EVERY other day we go to the park.
Mom   : But Reilly it might not rain in weeks
Reilly  : Well you know Chewy.Com delivers right to our door - so no need to go out right?
Mom   : But Reilly Dad and I need to eat too
Reilly  : One word Mom - DIET
Mom   : That isn't nice Reilly
Reilly  : Well you were the one complaining about winter pounds - and this is the perfect time to
               lose them - if you leave them on the beach maybe some beachcombers can find them?
Mom   : Very funny Reilly!
Reilly  : Come on MOM - Today is NOT one of those rainy days so get your butt in gear -  
               because we are going to one my parks.
Mom  :  Sigh - Okay Reilly

Win Scores   : Reilly 900,781 - Mom 3

Baawaaah - I don't know why she tries arguing with me!
I always win :)


  1. Good point about delivering dog food. The peeps can order themselves pizza delivery every day.

    There problem solved. Park days = everyday.

  2. Bahahaha!!

    You put that peep in her place!

  3. LOL! Yes, they can always order from! Your duties are most important.

  4. Thinking about your Mom getting out and exercising. What a great guy Reilly.

  5. hahahah Reilly I agree with you... but we better wait till tomorrow with that diet... today is national NO diet day :o)
    easy rider

  6. Your parks are beautiful.
    It's a win win for you & the mom.

    xo Cinnamon

  7. BOL! SCORE!! Excellent arguing skills, Reilly my friend. Just excellent!

  8. OMD OMD OMD it was like Point ..... COUNTER POINT.... and YOUR COUNTER Points were MUCH better than your Mom's... No Wonder you WON!!!!! CHEWY DELIVERS..... Let "them " eat KIBBLE we say.,,,, your mom and dad could chews from the FABULOUS selections that Chewy offers.... and that would SOLVE all the problems...
    No Grocery shopping.... Let "THEM" eat Kibble.

  9. Hari OM
    Way to go Reilly!!! That's keeping the help under your paw...bbrwwhahahahahahah.... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  10. Well we don't have Mr Chewy over in the UK, but as far as I can tell, their food looks loads better than some of the stuff Gail eats; I'm sure your Mom would survive very well on their products.
    Toodle pip!
    PS If your Mom is not convinced by that, then you could try the line of argument used by a hospital consultant Gail encountered back in February. When Gail expressed concern that her mother had had no nutrition for the four days since she had been admitted to the hospital, this doctor replied "Do you remember the IRA hunger strikers in the 1980s? It took them over two months to die".
    (Gail says - unfortunately this is a true story).

  11. BOL you better remind mom who's boss
    Lily & Edward

  12. You got her Reilly - and who wouldn't want to go to such a beautiful park
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  13. You sure let your Mom who is the boss, Reilly:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

  14. Not so much you she just can't refuse you.....keep Mom a Hopping!

    The Mad Scots

  15. You law down the paw, Reilly. You and a very important job now. You have to protect YOUR park from squirrels and geese and gators and well....just loads of things.

  16. You are very persuasive, Reilly! We need to try out your method on our mom!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  17. We think you make some very valid points Reilly!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  18. Hey Reilly!
    Wow, way to work it out with your peep! BOL I gotta try that logic on my peeps...they need less food and more walkies too. OMD this gave us a chuckle today!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  19. Love the photos, such a pretty blue sky in the background.

  20. I love it, Reilly the Bark Ranger, it's perfect.

    Aroo to you,

  21. Sounds exactly like a conversation I had with Hailey!

  22. Grrrreat negotiation skills Reilly.
    Wally & Sammy

  23. Hoomans! They think they are the ones in charge!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  24. HA! Way to go, Reilly!!!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

  25. You're very persuasive, aye, Reilly?? Well done!!


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