Monday, March 21, 2016

Deceipt and Decoy !

We are still no closer to solving the case of "The Disappearing Sand" but as Internationally Renowned Consultant Detectives we are still on the case and the chase is still afoot!  Today however - we discovered MY sand has been replaced with shell grit (smashed up and tiny shells). If who ever STOLE my sand thinks this will appease us - they are sadly mistaken as shell grit is NOT nice soft sand and it is yucky to walk on!  In fact -  Dweeb doesn't like the feel of it one little bit on his delicate tootsies.  (Check out the "oh so sad" look his was giving - just click on the photo to see it bigger)













Now if it wasn't bad enough that the thief tried deceiving us with the "old switch-a-roo" (shell grit for sand) we also found out Commander Tank was deceiving us - in fact there is something VERY strange going on. We had to go the long way around the navy base today (due to some roadwork) and saw not 1, not 2 but 3 Commander Tanks !!!! And when we went over to say hi - being really brave and getting up close and personal - we discovered Commander Tank and his subordinates are not even real -  they are just DECOYS - pretend tanks!!!!!!  What is the world coming too????  Trust me - Commander Tank got NO respect from us today - no sireeeeee no respect !!!



26 comments:

  1. it's a mystery... maybe it was Mr. Sandman who needed new ammo? I wish I had such a tank in my back yard... oh the faces of the neighborhood :o)

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  2. We didn't know there were decoys shaped like tanks! What will the humans think of next? That's a shame about your nice beach.

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  3. Pretend tanks?!? What's that all about? Oh I had such plans fur all the funs you fellas could haf in a tank, how disappointing
    And we still don't nose what happened to the sand, gosh this is all very confusing
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. Those tanks are cool for sure, but we like the beach better, my mom loves those painted shells, they are beautiful. stella rose

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  5. Pretend tanks and shell grit.
    What is the world coming to?

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  6. OMD OMD OMD Stolen Sand, SHELL GRIT and PRETEND Tanks.... what NEXT??? Fake Squirrels???

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  7. I sure hope the thief brings back the sand soon. I bet those little shells tickle your paws.

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  8. You better think of trap to catch those hoodlums
    Lily & Edward

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  9. Decoys?! This whole thing just gets stranger and stranger!
    Dip and Elliot x
    ps, Can't believe you've never read a comic, I still read them and I'm... over 21, lol.

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  10. A tank on wheels?!?!? That IS fake! What in the world is happening on Cowspotdog Beach?!?!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  11. I'm with Denny, I wouldn't want to walk on those shells either. Geez, I hope you sand is returned soon.

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  12. Whoa!!! What is happening there? Who wants to walk on a beach with all crackly sharp shells??? Hmmmm, maybe that is the plan all along - keep everyone OFF the beach.

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  13. Shell Grit /fake tanks ~ While all deception requires secrecy, all secrecy is not meant to deceive! Now remember that! Watch out for your toes on those shell fragments.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  14. Pretend Tanks?? how strange is that. we would not like walking on that shell grit either
    hugs
    Mr bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  15. We agree - that shell grit is not fun for anyone to walk on - not pups or peeps!

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  16. Hari OM
    Wait... WHAT?!! Fake sand, fake tanks... next you'll be saying silly things like 'we are not IRCD'... WHICH YOU MOST DEFINITELY ARE ... irked, that is!!! Keep at the sleuthering boys!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  17. Is there any sea glass in that shell stuff?!

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  18. We think aliens are behind the shell sand and decoy tanks.

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  19. Oh noes. Denny does NOT look like a happy camper AT ALL! Shell grit STINKS!! I sure hopes it gets replaced by your real sand soon...I have confidence you two MASTER DETECTIVES will figure out this mystery soon....in the meantime, maybe Denny needs some boots too
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  20. OMD! Things just keep get freakier and freakier. I might be hiding in a cave too!

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  21. even though the tanks are decoys, they still make an excellent back drop for your pictures!
    xoxo, bailey unleashed

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  22. The fake tanks are pretty cool looking.

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  23. Does that mean you lifted your leg on the tanks? Love Dolly

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  24. Awwwww Dweeb....um...Denny. I'm sorry the soft sand has disappeared. Katie wouldn't like all those shells either. I hope you and Sleuth Reilly can figure out where the sand went and GET IT BACK! Be brave little guy you can do it!

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