Monday, March 28, 2016

Mystery SOLVED !

The Kitty Cartel
Yes - we have FINALLY solved the "mystery of the missing sand" and caught the culprits red pawed! We have mentioned before that in one area of the Navy Base there are quite a lot of cats but today we saw them on the road to MY beach - look at them all - just laying around all nonchalant.... pretending to look totally innocent - but we knew differently. But then we saw HIM -  the ring leader of this Kitty Cartel  "Sir Slink-A-Lot" digging up MY sand and after  quick chase around the break water rocks we finally cornered him. He was one smooth purring dude for sure and brazenly stood his ground but after integrating him thoroughly we found out it is this band of furry thieves have been responsible for stealing MY sand to use in kitty litter boxes!!!!!!!!!  The NERVE of them! After a lot of negotiating we finally came to an understanding - the Kitty Cartel must NEVER steal my sand again, never come on MY beach again and in return we will not chase them and ask the fisherman to leave them some fish on the rocks. "Sir Slink-A-Lot" wanted to shake paws on the deal but there was NO WAY I was getting to get cat cooties on me - so we drew a line in the sand and signed that :)
"Sir Slink-A-Lot"
We have you corned "Sir Slink-A-Lot"


21 comments:

  1. We would never have guessed it was the cats :)
    Dip and Elliot x

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  2. Oh No this is just the terribles Kitty Carel in the hood and cooties. Why the hood will be destroyed!
    Good Luck
    Sweet William The Scot

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  3. Hmm. Cats did it. Of course they did.
    I am not surprised.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  4. WOW! A kitty cartel!!! Who knew they would be so devious!!!
    Way to stay on the case, you guys! You're the best detectives EVER! You should have your own Masterpiece Mystery show!!!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  5. Ooooooooo, that Sir Slink-a-lot looks just like Roy the cat that torments us! We know cats like sand as kitty litter, they must be stealing it to make conveniences for themselves! At least now you know who to look for, so you can chase them away! Good detective work, guys.

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  6. That does not surprise us!! We figur d it was kitties or tree rats
    Lily & Edward

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  7. I think the kitties are using the beach as a giant letterbox. My mom thinks Sir Slink-A-Lot is beautiful. Maybe your mom should start an adoption program for the beach cats. BOL BOL. I'd like to see her rounding up all the kitties and putting them into her car.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  8. Wow, that Kitty Cartel really knows how to work hard. We are so relieved that the mystery has been solved and that were able to come to an accord with those thieves:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  9. Well, of course! That makes perfect sense!

    Well done on your fine detective work. Now maybe you can finally get back to relaxing at the beach...until your next caper.

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  10. Oh no! That is pretty low! Is he selling that sand to Costco for giant litter bags?

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

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  11. OMD the KITTIES have a CARTEL? With Sir Slink-A-Lot in charge?? OMD well, you DID solve the Mystery and have put an END to the Stealing of YOUR sand...
    We are just glad that you didn't demand that they RETURN it... Just sayin...

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  12. Ah what's the cat doing with the used litter? You guys better watch that sneaky kitty.

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  13. Cats! Wow, glad you got it all figured out
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  14. OMD...With the Squirrel Cartel up north and the Kitty cartel in the south...whatever are we pups to do???
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  15. You seriously need to take back your hood. We have those critters here, too, and they take over the neighborhood fast!
    oxox
    Daisy

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  16. Trust me on this one...never trust a feline!

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  17. Did you know he is selling it on Etsy? I just ordered some. Wienie

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  18. Wow! What are all those kitty cats doing there? Why don't they go home?

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