As internationally recognized consultant detectives - Reilly Holmes and Denny Watson - we have decided to take on the case of the "The Mysterious Disappearance of the Beach" You may remember yesterday we mentioned that over 6 feet of sand has just disappeared from MY beach. Today we began our investigation with a 2 hour walk of the beach sniffing for clues. Our suspect is one crafty character though - he tried hiding his footprints under a layer of shell grit today but he couldn't outwit us - the chase was a foot! We followed our suspects footprints all the way to MY little park near MY beach and it was here we caught sight of suspect number 1. He was a giant brute of a beast that scared the bee-gee-bees out of Denny Watson but I was not to be deterred and confronted this monster. I began the interview and it went like this:
Reilly - State your name
Suspect 1 - Commander Tank to you sonny
Reilly - What were you doing on MY beach Commander Tank?
Suspect 1 - It's top secret and I would have to blow you up if a told you
Reilly - GULP!
Reilly - Erm - Mr Commander Tank Sir - Did you steal MY sand?
Suspect 1 - Why would I do such a fool thing like that - I need it to roll on?
Reilly - Mr Commander Tank - have you seen anyone else looking suspicious on MY beach?
Suspect - Just you and your Dweeb partner - I saw you weaving all over the place sniffing at everything - what is up with that?
Reilly - Erm thank you Mr Commander Tank Sir - I will let you get back to what ever you were doing.
Suspect 1 - Well just let me know if you need the sand thief blowing up when you find them - I am just the tank for that job :)